Anyone for a website?

Hey everyone! I just found biorust the other day, its well good!

Anyhoo, if anyone needs a website or anything else, just give me a bell!!

You can get me on ahmed@firestarter-media.co.uk.

I don't charge lots (and sometimes nothing!!), it depends on your attitude! Hehe! I need sites for my portfolio! But I'm not pants!

Check out my 'company' at www.firestarter-media.co.uk!

[Loki]

I love that flash site except it gave me a seizure but thats besides the fact that it kicks ass.

[Milkdrop]

hey dude, i live in Sevenoaks so dont let me come round and knock you out, Maidstone boy. You live about 20 mins away from me lol.


Php version:
Well i can say that your site doesn't for a start work in Netscape. The navigation seems to be a b****. Some of your banner graphics seem really cheesy and let alone not very professional.

I wouldn't ever want a site designed by you ever. After trying to access some of your cleint sites i can only say i wasn't impressed. You also have one of those really ridiculous speeches at the beggining talking about your passion for graphics and blah blah blah, which only works on really dumb ass clients. It just isn't professional enough.

Flash version:
okay its better but very unoriginal, do you want to give some one a seizure?. It also isn't very 56k efficient at all.

The ten hideous points have arrived:
1. the word Woah is making me laugh because i see it all the time.
2. You logo also looks blocky and pretty rubbish.
3. The design and graphics do not flow very easily.
4. Firestarter, is probably an already crappy registered company who make porn i guess.
5. Those little flying fire flames, well i think they are, are pissing me off.
6. The flash submenu does not work.
7. You refer to stupid reference about motivation etc, when it is not appropriate
8. You give no details about your skill and qualifications you have
9. you charged £400 for this, http://www.maidstonemediation.com/
10. you seem like a fruad and wanna be company.

The only thing i liked was the fact that your site is both in flash and html, but they were both of the lowest quality i have evr seen for a design company that charges a ****e load.

Keep practicing, but hey as long as you are making money then i guess you are suceeding.

Edit by S2F - I think we gotta hire a moderator just to moderate 5-0's posts. ><

[ngz]

Omfg

Nice one there 5-0

[Milkdrop]

Well it takes an eye to notice these details lol, espicially when they try and seel there scratchy talent.

What you mean knock me out, u come here and ill slap you back to where you came from!

If you think ur sooooo good, lets see what you can do princess!

Jealousy and envy really rule the world dont they, u poor person... get a life!! or go to some newspaper or magazine and try to be a critic, fool.

oh ur site is fantastic! wow, must have taken you, what, 20 seconds??

stupid skaters...

[Milkdrop]

my site is ****, i am not a web design person at all. I can admit it. You cannot take any c&c so go crawl back into your hole and go mastibate or some thing.

Stop double posting as well. That all could have been said in one post ***,

Like i said, i am not a webdesigner, it was an experiment. I am taking it down and redoing it at the moment.

I am person who does and practices 3d. Here is some of my work.Say what you want i wont cry

You really are pretty cheeky. Welcome to the real world dude. I am not a person who arse licks and says that everything is good. I do not get offended when people say my work is **** because i know for a fact that it builds character and it also helps improve my skills. So go learn to take c&c, then build a site that actually works then come back and show it off.

How am i jelous, because you may know a couple of lines of .php or some real lame flash stuff, big deal. Web design is not my thing i usually praise people here for there sites, but this one.

I also dont like people that just come to a board and for their first post try and make some money. I find it rude because you come down here to get some punters when you havn't even spoken to anyone else and havn't even socialised.

I have seen these sites all before. They are done by people who are out to make money because their ego is telling them that they can. You cannot make money off the sensible thinking man, though and i am one of them.

Even since you think of yourself as being a big shot, then you should really be able to take peopel c&c. I thought my c&c was honest and down to earth. If you want an even ebtter crit go and post your site here and see what happens. I bet the result will be even worse than what i posted.

lol.www.cgtalk.com

Some one probably would have said all of this anyways and i am glad it was me..
If you want i'l give you £400 of my hard earned cash to go and build me a site that actually works

[Joe]

I cannot beleve that so many people would pay over £400 for them things that he makes, I'm not very good at web design, but I could do better than that.

Joe.

[ngz]

hehe yeah, joe i think so

i'm only being using ps for about 3 weeks and i think it is a crappy think, i don't know if i could do better but, i don't charge 400$ for a site...

[Milkdrop]

its £400 which is about $700, it is day light robbery.

Are your clients satisfied with what they are recieiving?

I hope to god a client questions one of their sites when they recieve it. You will then be in **** like no other.

[Joe]

Maybe he set the clients up himself, wouldnt surprise me

Joe.

[Milkdrop]

maybe he tries to rape the client and then they eventually give in and buy a site.

[Joe]

He would find it hard to rape someone because he is deffinatly lacking a certain something 'down below'

Joe.