i suppose introductions are in order ...

[Man1c M0g]

I'm a Pastafarian myself. (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

[supertackyman]

alfredoan orthodox or marinarian?

[unleash]

Originally Posted by supertackyman

give me time man, i'm still stretching.
( I once got a person with a toothache to chew on tinfoil. so be aware that I'm capable of true bass-tardity. just wait. )

LOL, neat one

Im not going to church, I think al believes are nuts at the moment! The only thing their good at is provoking war.....and creating difference! So....no believing for me...

oh about that bass-tardity, I made a few guys believe that wearing a kilt was really cool. They came to school in one the next morning :P Was really funny when they found out

[Tamlin]

Originally Posted by unleash

I made a few guys believe that wearing a kilt was really cool. They came to school in one the next morning :P Was really funny when they found out

What??? When did kilts stop being cool? No one told me!


PS: I think we must have frightened Treyger away with all this silliness...

[turvas]

Church of Satan
And no, you moronic - satanism is not about sacrificing a random stranger during a bizarro ritual. Read a damn topic on Wipipedia or something.

//Edit: For the mentally underdeveloped:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Satanic_Bible
http://www.dpjs.co.uk/true.html

I don't really expect any of you to understand, but heck.

[Tamlin]

Originally Posted by turvas

satanism is not about sacrificing a random stranger during a bizarro ritual.

So....who do I need to go to if I want someone sacrificing?

[MoodsR4Cattle]

Originally Posted by Man1c M0g

I'm a Pastafarian myself. (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

RAmen!
May you be touched by his Noodly Appendage!

[Tamlin]

I'm rather fond of the Gospel of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

THE INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN (pbuh)

[turvas]

Originally Posted by tamlin

So....who do I need to go to if I want someone sacrificing?

Go to the local butcher or hire a hitman for all I care. Did You even read the links?

[supertackyman]

Tamlin: even though i'm indifferent, it would make me happy if you sacrificed some of your cash. merely place it in an envelope and mail it to me. your tithing to the church of divine indifference will go a long way towards inspiring careless actions.
such as, but not limited to:
1) putting Turvas on mailing lists that would insure daily pamphlets by zealots.
2) refueling the parish SUV for many one passenger trips to places within walking distance
3) whatever else I want to spend it on. (its not my money so why should I worry about spending it responsibly?)

[Tamlin]

Originally Posted by turvas

Go to the local butcher or hire a hitman for all I care. Did You even read the links?

Of course! I always read your links.

Have you ever read "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins?

Originally Posted by supertackyman

Tamlin: even though i'm indifferent, it would make me happy if you sacrificed some of your cash. merely place it in an envelope and mail it to me. your tithing to the church of divine indifference will go a long way towards inspiring careless actions.

I was going to send all my worldly goods to the Church of Divine Indifference...but I couldn't be bothered.

[turvas]

Originally Posted by tamlin

Of course! I always read your links.

Have you ever read "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins?

Nope. But have You ever read "The Satanic Bible" by Anton Szandor LaVey?

Originally Posted by tamlin

I was going to send all my worldly goods to the Church of Divine Indifference...but I couldn't be bothered.

Yeah, go buy the book mentioned above instead.

By the way: Am I the only one who noticed, that we're still talking about all this in someone's introduction topic?

Just to make it even more mix-mob: What happened to http://forums.biorust.com/battles-sy...ur-battle.html (Get Your Battle On!) ? Sponsoring problems?

[Tamlin]

Originally Posted by turvas

What happened to http://forums.biorust.com/battles-sy...ur-battle.html (Get Your Battle On!) ? Sponsoring problems?

The battle was won by tony2fla. He chose "The Age Of Steam" as his prize and it was despatched last Monday.

The Battles system doesn't seem to be working currently, but I'm sure M0g will get it up and running asap.

[MoodsR4Cattle]

Originally Posted by turvas

By the way: Am I the only one who noticed, that we're still talking about all this in someone's introduction topic?

Why, YES! And it's a refreshing! How many introductions spark this much conversation?

[kokopedal]

Treyger, welcome to Biorust. Please ignore the lost souls and their ignorant babble. Their theological ineptitude is quite apparent, however they make up for it with their skills and abilities in the graphic arts. Stick around it gets better.