Kif, I have made it to the forum. Inform the men.

[Zapp Brannigan]

Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet.

Hello Biorust

[Tamlin]

Welcome aboard Captain! It's an honour to have such a celebrated starship commander joining our team.

(PS: How's Leela?)

[Zapp Brannigan]

Originally Posted by tamlin

Welcome aboard Captain! It's an honour to have such a celebrated starship commander joining our team.

(PS: How's Leela?)

As my protégé, you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her. I failed, so I begged her to sleep with me, that didn't work, so I made her pity me and by Zapper it worked! She's now serving my every need in the ships kitchen. At least that's what she said when she left last year. But I'm sure she'll be back!!!

It's good to be onboard, 'again'. I lost my last forum account password and stopped using the email address connected to it, so I started a new one. lol I wonder if you can remember my original account.

[StormGirl_blue]

lol, well welcome back whever you were.
Im sure if I was around then you are someone i'd remember.
So het Hi, its interesting meeting you

[Zapp Brannigan]

Originally Posted by StormGirl_blue

lol, well welcome back whever you were.
Im sure if I was around then you are someone i'd remember.
So het Hi, its interesting meeting you

Why hello there...

Kif, take notes. What we're dealing with here is a member of the opposite sex. Prepare to launch the tractor beam and be on your guard at all times. Once onboard, escourt her to my quarters so I can interrogate her personally!

[Phoenix Wynde]

Hey, welcome here friend!

Looking forward to seeing, um, your work in the gallery. Just make sure any odd life forms are kept in your ship, (Tamlin has elves running around here and they can be grumpy at times).

Oh, you might want to put some pants on, the elves like humping legs when they're drunk.

Enjoy!

[Zapp Brannigan]

Originally Posted by Phoenix Wynde

Hey, welcome here friend!

Looking forward to seeing, um, your work in the gallery. Just make sure any odd life forms are kept in your ship, (Tamlin has elves running around here and they can be grumpy at times).

Oh, you might want to put some pants on, the elves like humping legs when they're drunk.

Enjoy!

Elves? If I ever met one I would most certainly kill it. The only thing that humps the Zapper is Leela, regardless of any rumours that you may of heard!

I will get around to adding some of my previous examples of my war experience in the gallery. I must first finish slaying the silent ones who carry dangerous white flags in the Nebrizola constellation.

[turvas]

Welcome back commander. Sergeant-Graphican Turvas reporting for duty. Enjoy your stay.
And most definetly do not listen to Phoenix Wynde. He can get drunk from time to time. Pants... *Yuck*