Shooting testicles!

Milkdrop · 07-22-2004

this is not what it seems, this is part of a hilarious article, lol.

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer has been jailed for five years for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman says.

David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire when he went home to get his sawn-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.

Order · 07-22-2004

Amazing what anger can get you.. instant sterlization.. o.0

Milkdrop · 07-22-2004

i wonder how he mastibates

Lexiblue · 07-22-2004

Five years sounds a little harsh....seems to me that losing his testicles would be enough of a punishment!

Lexi

**Man1c M0g** · 07-22-2004

Errrr, he had a sawn off shotgun jammed down his pants? How on earth is that a CONCEALED weapon? Unless you are gullible enough to think he is a big lad who is also very excited to see you....

Loki · 07-22-2004

That story makes me cringe..almost as bad as that guy in Washington that had his testicle pop out and roll down his pant leg after a woman smacked him on the head with a piece of driftwood.

Milkdrop · 07-22-2004

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Originally Posted by Man1c M0g

Errrr, he had a sawn off shotgun jammed down his pants? How on earth is that a CONCEALED weapon? Unless you are gullible enough to think he is a big lad who is also very excited to see you....

ROFLOLS, funniest thing you have ever said mog. That is an excellent one.

I should really post more crap like this.

ConceptualMind · 07-23-2004

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Originally Posted by 5-0

ROFLOLS, funniest thing you have ever said mog. That is an excellent one.

I should really post more crap like this.

lmfao m0g. I think one of the funniest comments was "OMG, ROFL. What is it?" http://forums.biorust.com/showthread.php?t=821 (biorust flowers in logo)

It still makes me laugh. lmfao

Milkdrop · 07-23-2004

Funnier still was the time he asked "how do you make the clouds in the pixar ..... ". I told him to learn renderman lol, which was originally developed and used by pixar. I love that guy for his excellent questions.