The Fly Must Die

Posted 07-29-2009 at 09:28 PM by MoodsR4Cattle

It must belong to an elite squad or undercover surveillance team - obviously of black-ops origin. Sure, it's pretending to fly around all confused, bumping into the windows and walls - but I wasn't born yesterday ... like it was. I know a spy fly when I see one. No doubt it's carrying high speed video that feeds directly to it's HQ. No ... no it would bounce over several servers so it couldn't be traced. Tricky bassturds.

I know how it got into the house too. Cleverly pretending to be caught in the spider web by the back door - it waited, oh yes, it waited until the hounds wanted out, then zoom!

There it goes again! Dive bombing my computer screen! Having the audacity to land on my hair! Buzz off!

Here it comes again ... that's all right, I'm ready this time. I'll exercise my right to bare arms with this useless fitness magazine! Whack! Damn, it's quick. Whack! Oh, ... well, I'll clean that up later. Whack! Whack! Whack! Nothing on the mag, damn. But it's quiet. Too quiet.

Off sulking? Strategizing? Tending your wounded .... ego?
Apparently you don't know who you're messing with!

Until next time, Monsieur Fly

Posted in Just the Everyday

Views 459 Comments 1

« Prev Main Next »

Total Comments 1

Comments

	he came to my house. so far the only thing my flytape strips have caught was my poor bird. he had decided to fly around the living room and caught one. went down like a japanese zero caught in a fishnet. poor fella. your fly is alive and well though.
	Posted 07-30-2009 at 04:49 AM by supertackyman