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Old 08-28-2007   #5 (permalink)
stiney51
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Other helpful tips might be:

1. Sell your car (or your parents car)
2. Go back in time and invest in Microsoft (or sell you current stock in it)
3. Take everything you own to the local pawn shop, then go to vegas and put it all on black
(if you're wondering why not red... Wesley Snipes once said in a very bad movie (Passenger 57 I think) "Always bet on black")

If none of those work, then close your eyes and click your heels 3 times.
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